Not having to wear clothes at all times is possibly the most enjoyable side of living alone. Well, maybe I’m exaggerating a bit, maybe not. On the other hand, spiders turned out to be a much bigger issue than poison apples and wormholes. The first time I encountered one in the bathroom after moving out I almost checked into a hotel. I’m still not sure what the protocol is for “there’s a spider and I cannot ask dad to deal with it” situations. Hairspray?
Stray thoughts: I’m learning the art of selfies, and by that I mean maybe by 2017 I’ll be able to take one photo that doesn’t make me look like I’m 90% nose, and doesn’t make everyone else wonder how I don’t tip forward while walking. I’ll let you in on a secret It’s all about conterbalance. #armenianproblems